DevoMurr

dying slow. living fast

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

Nobody quits twitter

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

Same

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

i’m so glad this is the way i found out

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

There I go using math in real life again. I love math. It’s so much fun. It really settles the brain a bit

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So I was out on this boat in the Indian Ocean. I was so happy. Everyone made fun of me not for wearing winter clothes, for doing a math problem in high school wrong. I just did the math again. I stood on the furthest piece of land away from where I was born on the planet

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

I would. I’ll take a risk on anyone. We’re all fightin the Man out here anyways

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

I’ll say it out loud too: I would never hire a person with pronouns in their bio. It signals an anti-success mindset.

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

Just got the notification

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https://t.co/Jq10AEBQUz

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But why the sausage fingers?

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

@jcoleman10 crisps can be IN the sandwich though. as a layer

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I used to scroll through big accounts and ads just to see what you’d liked. Now I think it’s time to delete the app. No. I fear it’s one more trot around the globe.

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Queen to A5. I think my life changes tomorrow but it might just be Tuesday

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I have not played anything new

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

I have played white black Scandinavian openings for a few years now. Time for something new

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Coming back here to say it’s always a 200lb white woman with shoulder length black hair. And I love this for her. The gay man in a suit has nothing on you my lovely show caller/stage manager

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I love production coms. There’s always some lady in charge just unironically roasting 1 department

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@LouieDuffelbags Do it. I dare you, Danger Boy.

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@itszaeok And I don’t have to be happy about it

[Nick Cho @NickCho]

BREAKING: Live look at Los Angeles right now.

[DevoMurr @devomurr]

It’s one of those days where the calendar gets a little to do list in a notebook. #calvinsmomonasnowday

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https://t.co/RMsEnPQpmL

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I think it’s poetic that borzois have graced my timeline at this period of my life