Devon Gregg

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@simms_jt Good plan

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@simms_jt Best shot to the kidneys cuz girls are evil

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Just got referred to as beef cake lol

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Look, for anyone talking shit on my piña colada try one then come at me. Okurrrrt?

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@simms_jt Ooooooo dats my pupperssssss! Can't wait to come home!!!!!!!

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Drunk me: say something smoothe still drunk but more sober me: be smart
Somewhere deep inside: shut up

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

I think everyone should live in Texas at least once

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

I'm getting so drunk tonight that I know every work to Despasito

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Being home is nice, but I feel lost with all this free time. Doesn't feel right 😂

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Army

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@shit_trin_says Uhh good call?

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@shit_trin_says I can think of two people running this page 😂

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@Shipe57 @dillon_mattis Hypothetically you would fit the bill

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@dillon_mattis @Shipe57 Psh shorter travel distance

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@tdetrick72 @dillon_mattis Shit I don't wanna disable him for a year tig

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@Shipe57 @dillon_mattis Interim Dillon would have to be stronger than me in order to fit the bill. Are you qualified for this position?

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

@dillon_mattis It's the only plausible solution

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Currently offering $200 to anyone willing to break @dillon_mattis arm so I can catch up to him on bench. DM me for details

[Devon Gregg @Devon29Gregg]

Pretty sure I'm a klepto