The Hamburglar

zest has no curfew.

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

My life is in shambles https://t.co/IQqIt3XJof

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

“I went to pick my underwear out of my coochie and pulled out my pubes”- skyler 2024

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

Surprise shannon shit herself today

[Four Loko @fourloko]

Got 4 Four Loko racing team hats up for grabs. RT for a chance to win one.

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

“My fart smells like rusty chicken wing”-skyler anne zimmerman mcgarry 2024

[Four Loko @fourloko]

Only one thing can save Red Lobster from Bankruptcy now

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

Rt if u cri evrytiym 😢

[Four Loko @fourloko]

who me?

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

If I could leave I would have already left

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

All I need in life is a ring of cocktail shrimps and zyns to be happy

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Absolutely incredible series of words

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

“I hear the clap is making a comeback”-franimal
“That’s old news, I’ve had it three times”- aunt Lois

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

“I wanna be 5’8” with a double d rack”- aunt Lois 2024

[Four Loko @fourloko]

LIFE HACK: You need to drink 8oz to fit 2 Four Loko’s in your trendy handle mug

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

@andeee_o Classic

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

Skyler literally just misgendered Tracy Chapman

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

@jesswalter23 BRB GETTING THE TENNIS RAQUET

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

clocking in today

[The Hamburglar @tdetrick72]

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