devon_newc

idk what’s going on most of the time | 22 |

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

Carrot cake really doesn’t get enough credit

[Sarina Jwo @xaniras]

At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

im so serious… “righty tighty and lefty loosey” is the most useful universal law created

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

My brother, the pilot, calls my mom on the way home from a 5 day reserve block and gets upset bc she was going out to dinner with friends and he goes

“what do you mean I’m not invited?! I ate all my pb&j’s on the first day I’m HUNGRY”

[187 on a pig @necessarydeathh]

If you are a sweet person stay away from customer service these MFS will turn you into the joker.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Is this hilarious or have I had 9 beers

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

Nothing is worse than biting into a powdery apple, I know you know what I’m talking about

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

@bjohnson779 And I am not ok

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

There’s just not enough time in the day

*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

@the_Snewc

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

If you chew next to me I’ll consider it a personal attack and hold a grudge

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

What have I been saying for the past 6 years

[ya libra @karrreyy]

unpopular opinion: properly made carrot cake is the most elite cake flavor
*end scene*

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

Deleting all the toxic social apps from my phone, number one on the list:

✨Blackboard✨

[tana! @wintanagebrai]

y’all rushing tf out of Nevada. girl we 50th in education give us a second we can’t count 😌

[John (Jack) Peter Cassarini @JohnPCassarini]

@devon_newc And a bottle of wine. Don’t forget the bottle of wine.

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

@JohnPCassarini This is true

[devon_newc @devon_newc]

I asked my sister to bring me food the other night because I knew I was going to drink and hadn’t eaten enough that day and she showed up with an apple and some teabags 😐