Please tell me how I’m standing at the beach and someone drops a fucking glass salt shaker on my face from the balcony above and took a chunk out of it..
So I’m super single, like to the point that it’s funny. I don’t go out ever anymore, and I’m kind of a loser.
I really want to get dressed up and go out for valentines dinner. Like with my single ladies. So if anyone wants to get kinda boujie 🤷🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
I’m just trying to save time for a lot of you people so listen up. I know it’s because I’m a very nice person and would truly go out of my way for anyone( not trying to sound conceited, I’m confident in who I am as a person ), but please, stop believing I’m more forgiving than..
Before I read my horoscope, I’m going to go ahead and guess that today was fuck with Devon’s head day. Give me a moment and I’ll get back to you with the results..
I am not one to cause problems, but this chick that doesn’t stop posting EVERYDAY about how loyal she is, is getting on my damn nerves. You’re a terrible person. Don’t make me be that bitch.