Devon Hodges

I try to be funny but mostly I just retweet people who are.

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

My child has been awake since 5:30am, took a shorter than normal (already short) nap, has not stopped touching me all day(it was 100°), and has been fighting sleep for the last hour. Moms, how are we managing overstimulation because mine manifests as anger and I can’t have that.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

playing the latest Noah Kahan album first thing in the morning… did I even try to have a good day?

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

My 17 month old has been waking up for hours at a time every night lately and I am at a loss….what do I do?! 😭😭😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

"Childless cat lady” and it's the most fabulous woman you've ever seen in your life

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

The ultimate girl dinner is wine, a fountain Diet Coke, and a COLD turkey sandwich and I will die on that hill

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

When people ask “who is keeping Arby’s in business?”…it’s me. There is nothing I love more after a long and stressful day than a beef and cheddar and some jalapeño poppers.

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

Why is it that every time it’s my husbands turn to wake up with the baby in the morning, she sleeps until at least 7am, and every time it’s my turn, she’s up at 5:15am?

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

@Writing0n About a week old and she came to my doctor, out to lunch, and the grocery store!

[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

if you're worried about birth rates, try asking young couples how they feel about the amount of maternity and paternity leave they get, how affordable they find child care and housing and family health care

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

Pretty sure my 5 month old is a real life good luck charm. @Eagles win the Super Bowl, @UConnWBB win the NCAA, and now @McIlroyRory wins the Masters and completes the Grand Slam!

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

“You givin up on Rory??”

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

@Writing0n Our hospital has a photography team on staff for "free" (you pay for the digital files/prints you want), so we just used that fresh 48 shoot as our newborn shoot!

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

Stressed about rising child care costs? Do something about it! Sign @MomsFirstUS's letter calling on @POTUS to save and expand the child care tax credit. https://t.co/lLrCAjJqWu

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

My sweet 4 month old is working on soothing herself to sleep and her little coos are so sweet sounding but GIRL it is 3am how are you not just so exhausted?!

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Ya March Madness. Ya fuckin dweeb

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

@Writing0n darn, looks like I only have Graco and evenflo! Sorry!

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

@Writing0n What brand is it? I get discounts through my work benefits portal on some baby brands and can see if I have a code for you to use!

[Devon Hodges @devoncatherine]

@Writing0n I don’t have one and haven’t wished I did! I also have a dishwasher but do not use it for bottles, it’s was easier for me to just hand wash and sanitize!