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| Apple Pope | Bethesda, MD | I Am My Own Muse (usually)

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

Rhubarb is just gay celery

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@GamerSupps Well that blows. Just placed an order a couple days ago (shipped today). Guess I should have waited…. 🙃

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@wmata Any update? I still don’t feel any air coming out of the vents on the platform at both stations. I distinctly remember in previous years I’d be able to stand next to the vents and feel the cold air. Has something changed here???

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@wmata When are y’all turning on the AC in the stations? It’s already hot af and will be getting into the 90s in a couple days.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@wmata FYI I’m now at the Bethesda station and no air :(
Really sucks since it’s over 80° outside and looking to be nearly 90°. Wouldn’t want it to pose any health risks….

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@wmata Fyi I’m at the FH station now and walked to all of the vents on the platform. No air. It’s hot.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@wmata Friendship heights and Bethesda

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

Jump scare by @katya_zamo on my way to the metro this morning

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@wmata Wow thanks for the quick reply!!

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

Hey @Xfinity when you finally get out here to fix this outage, make sure to fix it for real this time. 4th outage this month due to “network damage in the area” is crazy. A promo is starting to sound like a good idea

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

There goes agent 7. He wasn’t happy that I asked about the gigabit plan when he tried to offer me the gigabit x2 plan. Maybe someone at a local store can actually make any of this make sense.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

Been on with @XfinitySupport for over an hour and a half now. 5 chat agents have left on me. So I called. That agent put me on a “brief hold” for nearly 10 minutes, then I got a call from a different agent stating I had been transferred and to end the other call.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

I’ve had bad customer service, but 6 agents ghosting me? Still on hold with the 7th agent so hopefully that number doesn’t keep going up.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@AmazonHelp @AmazonFresh Yeah so all they said was to contact support online lol

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

Just got my @AmazonFresh grocery delivery order. How the hell is this even remotely acceptable?? If you wouldn’t eat it, DON’T TRY TO SELL IT. I’m absolutely baffled at the thought of someone seeing this Apple and thinking it’s perfectly okay to package and sell to a customer.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@BasicAppleGuy Umm excuse me where can I buy this? 😍

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@GamerSupps Of course, right after I place an order 🙄

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts How is one supposed to rebook a train that was canceled due to “equipment unavailability” of the phone lines and chats are down? Seems quite unfair to just ditch all of your customers. I WANT TO GO HOME

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

I am absolutely appalled by the horrible service provided by @gopuff today. Would not recommend.

[ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴅɪᴇᴛʟɪɴ @devondietlin]

Ordered @Popeyes for dinner and they didn’t even include my sandwich???? How tf do you miss the main item in the order????