ChunkyButt

I say cool stuff every once and a while.
Pizza Expert.
IPA Aficionado.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Good food. Good beer. Good people. Are the only things i believe in.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

its my first day interning at facebook guess what i just did LMAOOOOOOO

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Worked out twice this week on my own accord and I couldn't be more pleased. #HotBoySummer or at least #LeastFatSummerIveHadInALongTime

[〽️ateo☯️ @JovianMar]

Proud of them 🏳️‍🌈

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

This week is going to be the longest month of my life. #MovingSucks

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

I take covid just as serious as the next person, but don't expect me to inconvenience myself if you feel unsafe. Just keep your ass inside your home if you don't want any human interaction. #TheSidewalkIsAPublicSpace #YouAreEligibleForTheVaccineCrazyOldHag #KarenStrikesAgain

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Can someone explain to me how anyone who works in any sort of Healthcare can smoke? I walk my dog pass an assisted living center and there is frequently a nurse outside sucking down a cancer stick and I find it hard to believe that she hasn't seen the damage that does.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Except a user friendly interface...

[eazy @Jmpoint0]

HBO Max came into the streaming game wit sum shit to prove clearly

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

@webdev_and_cats I just died laughing at this. Its sad to see, but I enjoyed your take on it.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

The things that I have learned and the way that I have learned them have taught me to be skeptical and question everything.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

I lowkey enjoy tax season. Mostly because I have never had to owe money (thank you @HRBlock), but arguably more importantly, it's one of few moments where I feel like I'm adulting successfully. #HaventBeenToTheDentistInAHotMinute

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

They should let two worst teams in the league play the day before the superbowl. Make them compete for the first round draft pick instead of just handing it over.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

The half time show was half a step up than what it has been since Janet Jacksons nipple & I am going to chalk that up to lack of fans and more stadium to play with. Plus anytime there is no casted audience; its a better show. Game is trash and I have not seen 1 good commercial.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Just want to say thank you to the @LAPDHQ officer who asked me to stop riding my bike on the nearly empty train platform while he wasn't wearing his mask. If you're gonna enforce the rules; enforce them all and start with yourself, thanks!

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Did someone at @GuinnessGB fail to see they forgot to edit that glass of water into a stout or is @AJ_Erb93 right with an assumption of an introduction to the seltzer game? #ThingsWeProbablyDontNeed
#SuperBowlCommercials #StillHaveTimeToFixItBeforeSomeoneGetsFired

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

So being awoken to jack hammers & heavy machinery on the outside of the apt wasn't enough. Now the apt above us is being renovated. They spent several week redoing the floors. Not sure what they are up this week but from the sounds of this work, I might inquire about an upgrade.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

There is a 3 way fuck fest of construction happening outside my apartment.

[ChunkyButt @devondoddzilla]

Meanwhile the once almost famous family owned car wash turned dirt lot turned Christmas tree farm transcends further into the sky cutting us off from the realities we took for granted; view of the intersection, to see if the laundry mat was busy, sunlight in general, etc.

[Mecca Allahzilla @TheEpicDept]

US government to US citizens:

[DYLAN FOUT @DYLANFILMEDIT]

charged us $9 for a popcorn for a decade and now they need 47 million dollars lmao 😂 ok