Devon

Been told I have a lovely cervix. ‘Chronic lack of self confidence" • Tattoo Artist • Causing ‘significant stress’ to men since 1999

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Anyway Hamish, good luck with that

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Update: this man is flying 9000 miles to see me 🤯

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Guess who’s going on a dateeeeee

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Chat I’m cooked it was the best date I’ve ever been on

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

I have finally evened out my hands, today is a good day

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

@manishsab7 You may be able to lie on your front and point your knee inwards, if not it’s starfish for you my brother

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Kind of @Qantas to take me off the direct flight I’ve paid extra for and plonk me on a connecting flight to Singapore

Cheers guys!!!

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

Sex with goats 🐐 👍 👀

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

5th date and he’s paying for a spa hotel room. My bar has been set SO LOW to the point that this is the first time anyone has ever been this nice to me

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Third date and I’m meeting his friends WHAT

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Fell over yesterday and kept my pint upright and an Aussie bloke told me that was the most British thing he’s ever seen

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Had a Manc uber driver in Australia and he was just talking to me about cocaine prices and how he has a weed grow

Nice to see Brits don’t change when they emigrate

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

@mahershmallow I know but I know exactly how you feel right now.

Please look after yourself and it really does take time to feel normal again

Am always here if you need a vent ❤️

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Dear god, Australia and no weight of stupid men in my life changes me

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

@JakeHendy Well fuck

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

I’m getting £500 compensation for the flight delay so I’m vibing with 2026

[Devon @devonfromdevon]

Oldest coach ever, rain dripping on me mid journey, plane seat broken so no films, lost an earphone and my actual phone for a hot minute, second plane delayed by 5 hours and I’m still happier than I have been anytime this entire fucking year

[ً @prinkasusa]

women’s intuition is WILD. she’ll say, “something feels off…” then days later, she sees EXACTLY what her GUT already knew