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no thanks

[dev @devonkriebel]

@moestopthat HAH I cackled

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis A sacrifice of this level has never been made before in the history of time

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis I always hoped that if I put enough cardboard boxes together I could go there…..never worked

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis I LOVED that show! Especially the crafts.

[Sisyphus @0xSisyphus]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[dev @devonkriebel]

@RyanSudge 100/10 agree!!!!!!

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis Oh we care alright!!!!!

[dev @devonkriebel]

@sleazyfag 10000000% yes

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis Nah you’re not insane. We actually tested for covid in a large group of dogs when we saw this URI thing about two years ago.

[dev @devonkriebel]

Please tell me why @Wikipedia wants to convince me that this is Matthew Perry

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis 100% Harry Potter. I didn’t read the books or see any of the movies and for whatever reason that seems to leave people shell shocked.

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis I feel this so strongly because I too have never seen any movies!!! My attention span will not permit it.

[dev @devonkriebel]

@rachelds18 OLD

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis This is the opposite of birth control for me

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis Find your weirdos and stick with them. Don’t let some asshole soon to be ex husband with psycho family bully you into thinking you’re not allowed to be who you want to be. Normal is overrated and nonexistent anyways.

[dev @devonkriebel]

@jessprcollis You’ve just described the only type of people I LIKE to hang out with. Just gotta find the right weirdos who believe that ^^^^ is normal

[dev @devonkriebel]

@evjwill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Easily top 3 in the rankings for pet peeves 🤦🏻‍♀️

[dev @devonkriebel]

@urbanbirdeco Can I get a signed copy of the X-ray to hang on my wall?