Devon Swanson

99% chance I'm tired at this very moment

[Devon Swanson @devonnicole97]

When I'm trying to handle school, being social, paying bills, and working and then life decides to throw more responsibilities at me

[cagla @carlaossf]

i cant

[emilysa82 🛸 @emilysa82]

GET THIS KID THE FUCK OUT OF PRISON!! #LakeithSmith

[T. @twighoff]

Now don’t forget two weeks ago white people occupied a state building with automatic weapons so they could get haircuts....

[🌙🐺 @cesar_emman]

When Rona lifts and this quarantine is over!!!

[GQ @Qgavv13]

EVERYONE needs to see this https://t.co/52tvmRNqTs

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Angel @veranotverified]

That’s the national guard doing what they do in times of state emergencies. Transporting supplies, medical personnel, urgent shit that hospitals and doctors might need. These conspiracy theories making people more scared than they already are.

[Noah @HighforIYOSKY]

WWE airing their shows w/o a crowd because of the coronavirus has gave us quite possibly the greatest moment in wrestling history LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I don’t care how bored you are. Do not text your ex.

[Devon Swanson @devonnicole97]

@EMbarassment_ WOOT WOOT 🙌🏼🎉

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

My new @NetflixIsAJoke special ‘Hey Big Boy’ is coming your way March 17th!!

[Devon Swanson @devonnicole97]

My hair is 90% dry shampoo right now

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

what if Greta Thunberg is in a kind of Ferris Bueller situation where she just wanted one day off school and it’s spiralled out of control

[Devon Swanson @devonnicole97]

Broccoli cheddar soup counts as my veggie servings for the day right???

[pinar @pienar]

i want what they have

[Devon Swanson @devonnicole97]

Cause you can fit more of them in your mouth at once duh

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

i will give all my money ($5.75) to whoever can explain why mini M&M's slap so much harder than regular M&M's

[Devon Swanson @devonnicole97]

To the lady at the gym who told me I looked like a badass: thank you, that is the exact motivation I needed to push through this workout 🙌🏼