devon

dying gracefully in philadelphia.

[devon @devonnn]

throwing up out the side of a lyft while boyz II men "end of the road" plays and life has never made more sense.

[devon @devonnn]

how do i survive my pharmacology classes when all i do is think of SOAD every time i read toxicity?

[devon @devonnn]

@Itsthelimittt okay true, i back that

[devon @devonnn]

me: hi i’m devon i’ll be your nurse today
my inner monologue:

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@marcgreene666 @AEWrestling #BloodAndGuts SEE U IN THE CAGE ✌🏻

[devon @devonnn]

☕️🥧🦉

[devon @devonnn]

@marcgreene666 wait this is cute 🖤

[devon @devonnn]

damn, my twitter was much more lit when i was sad, thin and making terrible life choices.

[devon @devonnn]

@GordDaBoy 🙄

[devon @devonnn]

@GordDaBoy wtf is a triple d

[devon @devonnn]

@MCKNZWLKR @1800flowershelp rude as heck

[devon @devonnn]

“you like guys who look like they just moved out of their parents basement to start a hardcore band.” damn.

[devon @devonnn]

im gettin jason kelce drunk tonight

[devon @devonnn]

@AaronDitro @GordDaBoy will thrive

[devon @devonnn]

the best version of me is when i’m a bottle of wine deep and binge watching catfish

[devon @devonnn]

"find 35 guys to give you $100 each for nudes" - @gelb_'s foolproof plan to acquiring superbowl tickets

[devon @devonnn]

@JackeeSad although street rats make up majority of my roster

[devon @devonnn]

@JackeeSad i got “entitled john smith”

[devon @devonnn]

how dare my coworker interrupt my "which disney fuckboy have you dated before?" buzzfeed quiz to ask me if i have any kids.

[devon @devonnn]

@readyforpayne snl just stole your tweet