Devon

with little to no context

[Devon @devononceagain]

Mwahahaha

[Devon @devononceagain]

My inbox has reached its final form

[Devon @devononceagain]

We never could have foreseen these levels of procrastination

[Devon @devononceagain]

@Ohheyits_leslie This exact mood is why all of my drawings are just unfinished sketches

[Devon @devononceagain]

Him on Twitter: We will simply never advance as a society as long as women are not equal to men in every way.

Him on Instagram: SHAKE DEM CHEEKS OR GTFO MY SCREEN ����🤑🤑

[Devon @devononceagain]

John Oliver is turning out to be the moral crusader that I didn’t know I wanted.

[Devon @devononceagain]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the code to the safe is 21-55-69, Kowalski is actually a spy and and do not cut the blue wire!

[Devon @devononceagain]

*sexual whisper into ear* cheese fries

[Devon @devononceagain]

Kids’ christmas wishlist be like: video games, legos, skateboard, puppy

Adult christmas wishlist be like: relinquished anxiety, financial relief, the feeling of being desired, abstract concept of happiness, puppy

[Devon @devononceagain]

If I had a nickel for every time I complained I wasn’t getting paid enough, I’d be getting paid enough to not want to complain.

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

He won’t leave when it’s time?

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

[Devon @devononceagain]

Embrace the early parts of the day. Greet the sunrise like an old friend. Let the cold morning breeze harden your nipples to a fine point. Pretend to like your coffee black until you really do.

[Devon @devononceagain]

Your grandma’s chinaware sitting in that cabinet, never used, is just her version of a late night amazon impulse buy.

[Devon @devononceagain]

Found the answer I was looking for

[Devon @devononceagain]

The question nobody’s asking: what will happen to the space force??

[Devon @devononceagain]

Biden right now

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Amelie Belcher @AmelieBelcher]

How it started. How its going.

[Devon @devononceagain]

@TinaSeeney 4. nomadic van life in canada

[Devon @devononceagain]

Me, sitting down in court: Alright how bad is it lookin’

My lawyer: Well maybe we’ll get lucky and get a continuance and then society will break down from COVID before the next date

[Devon @devononceagain]

Joe Biden is getting eviscerated in memes right now and yes it’s at least partially likely due to russian influence. But the real question is how did he come out of the Dem primary as the frontrunner when he is clearly not all that popular?