Devon Wildflower

🔞 Intelligent, sexy, fun, naughty milf .

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@djkelly900 Thanks. I'm okay. Feel sorry for him thinking that he'd try his luck despite being told I'm not interested in dating anyone at all or fucking him at all 😂

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

Guy who's asked me out a few times messaged at 11.30 the other evening asked if I fancied a chat. I said no I was off to bed. He rang anyway. I didn't answer but sir you're going straight in the bin. Even if I was interested (I'm not),not listening to no is a problem 🙄

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

Wish I was getting fucked outside during this. Plenty of Jaffa cakes for energy 😂

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Jaffa Cake's marketing team making the most of today 🌚

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

Need 😂

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

We can't have presents under the tree because one of mine thinks they're all hers and unwraps them. The stink eye I got when it was tea towels once 😂

[PeachProof @PeachProof23]

Nobody experiences pure joy quite like a dog realizing one of the presents under the tree is actually THEIR present.

No waiting. No careful unwrapping. No concern whatsoever for the structural integrity of the wrapping paper.

Just: “FOR ME?! I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN.”

And somehow, watching them get this excited over a gift they could’ve happily lived without makes every dollar, every shredded piece of paper, and the cleanup afterward completely worth it.

Dogs don’t just open presents… they remind us what it feels like to be ridiculously excited about the little things again.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@StanCollymore £150 in a cost of living crisis is tone deaf. 🫤

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@areyoflight I've put on 10lb since my stroke. Can't move as much as I did before and if I do it exhausts me. If I don't eat or drink enough my body just malfunctions. I'd like to see these fuckers who scream 'less food more exercise' cope with a major life change like that.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

♥️

[British Athletics @BritAthletics]

The first round of the Men's 800m has concluded 🏃

Ben Pattison: 1:45.40 Q
Max Burgin: 1:45.80 Q
Alex Botterill: 1:46.90

#Birmingham2026

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@violetispink @leialoke I always found the ones who said about paying them were the ones I was not actually enjoying 😂

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@cloudbets_ @noraa_brown That was cheap. Was it the 90s 😂

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@IanTnf The brain is a weird thing. A big setback but you got this even if it feels impossible at the moment.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@MrsNickyClark If they mean online cis men pretending to be women so they can be a predator towards women then yeah that's true they are. If they mean trans people they can fuck right off.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@KrumpoB @RITB_ 😢I love exercise. My MH/brain says absolutely the fuck not at the moment.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@EssexPR Constipation can kill but you think it's a minor issue?
Also they pick what they see as your primary condition. Whatever they think is the biggest issue.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@areyoflight I think the point must be that you aren't a loser but they most definitely are.

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@catcherseal @princesalamwane Yeah it's just one of you that does that. We're blowing it out of proportion. Millions of women have just met that one guy who does it🙄🙄

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@WestHam_Central @BritAthletics Everyone but you,you miserable git!

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@PureSketch @JadeK526 Twat

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@HammettStuart @fesshole I understood perfectly. Pretty sure anyone who didn't actually understand doesn't have as good a grasp of English as they think 😉

[Devon Wildflower @DevonWildflower]

@a7las1984 They always deliver to the neighbour despite clear instructions otherwise. Never to the neighbour I get on with either 😑