Bryan Devonshire

Founder of Astro Mucho astronomy tours. Former poker pro still grinding DFS. Retired river guide. Amateur archeologist.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

More people should be upset about the proposed Big Bend border wall. Using @cbp's numbers:

The sector accounts for 25% of the border and 1.3% of the crossings. 3,096 last year.

Assuming the wall has 100% success for 50 years, that's $41,989 per prevention, not counting upkeep.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@jared_shult @bofrench It's the only thing MAGA folk have to stand on these days.

Except most of them have never met a trans human.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@bofrench You are the last person I want in charge of penetrating Texan soil.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@bofrench Fuck off you racist fuck.

Please, show me how you have been rational, rather than MAGA batshit crazy, at any point in the last 2 years.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@funnyOnceJokes @8NewsNow This is literally the reason I quit visiting for @WSOP.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@botticellibimbo Texas can save the nation this election!

It represents 10% of the House but only 2% of the Senate.

It's been a while since Texas has elected a senator that cares more about the people than themselves.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

Cast my ballot for the midterms. I voted for one Republican, the only one that stood up to federal overreach, @DrBuckinghamTX. Thank you Dawn.

The rest have done the opposite of defend Texas. Vote them out.

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@AJamesMcCarthy Nice work sir.

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@GrumpyGus62 @LVCabChronicles It's some mental gymnastics to care about unborn babies but not the born ones.

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@KajunKenny @katy4congress Rude.

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@NavyServant_61 @MustangMan_TX If only!

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@369LuLu53 @MustangMan_TX Sounds better than corruption and pedophelia imo.

Assuming what you say is true.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@MustangMan_TX Are you happy with how things have gone in Texas the past 30 years? We're literally one of the worst in the nation on education.

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@claudeai Juvenile volunteer nocturnal rattlesnake patrol! What could go wrong?!?

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

It was an amazing 2nd, 3rd, and 4th night at the Terlingua Star Park! I sold 288 of 300 possible tickets.

Signed Miles Adams as a resident musician. He's so underrated; vibe's perfect for telescope time. I wouldn't replace him with @rogerwaters.

https://t.co/hvbgaD0QzS

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

I have a shittonne of handheld red lights, but with kids they're a nightmare.

I'm trying to find the balance of venue lighting with stargazing, eliminating the need to deploy handheld lights. Here's @claudeai's suggestion:

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Lastly, this is how I found the venue Saturday morning. This dude just lean back until he beamed into space?

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

@GeneralButcher @realphilhendrie I would support it too, if that's what was actually happening.

[Travis Bubenik @travisbubenik]

Here's @MarfaRadio's story on this: https://t.co/JlkOmQoVwg

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Whelp, that escalated quickly!

[Bryan Devonshire @devopoker]

Grand opening of The Terlingua Star Park is October 2nd. Only 198 tickets remain!

Get yours at https://t.co/6Xi91LX576.

I've never been more excited for a project. My goal is 1,000 guests a week.

I wish it weren't facing the existential threat of a well lit border wall.