Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏

*devops guru extraordinaire *ruby+javascript+shell wizard *php genius & evangelist (talk shit, get hit) *code made easy, made right *big city living *he/him/god

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@DiabolicalSpuds would

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Today in Britain the CCP demanded a piano player in a public place to stop filming because they were in the background 😬

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@OpenAI’s generative art is pretty good, but it didn’t fully capture my mass #massgod #Gains

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@sentdefender Free Nelson Mandela!

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

Thank you late stage AIDS, I have finally achieved the body of my dreams! #aidsgod

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

I'm in Boise right now, lots of development going on

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

I’m the reason they discontinued the @Wendys salad bar

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

Telling people I got a muffler mod on my ride but really some dingus just stole my catalytic converter. #dingus #boisiecrime #donttouchamanshogorhisridegodbless

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

You’ll all be sorry when v2 goes live #loadgod #moreloadsmorecodes

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

Savoring the transcendent symphony of flavors at @iFratelliPizza . Each slice is a testimony to the artistry of authentic Italian craftsmanship, the dough a sonnet, the sauce a sonata, the cheese a sublime aria. This isn't mere pizza - it's an emotional journey. #whereszagodnow

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@elonmusk help settle a debate: are you circumcised? Do you have an opinion on the practice?

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

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Barack Obama's mother married his father ( who was married) when 3 months pregnant. She divorced him and married an Indonesian. She abandoned her children with their grandparents. Divorced again. Very unstable That is how Barack Obama became the monster he is today.

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@ffdtm @AP @GOODMeat @UPSIDEfoods Your mom enjoys my meat from time to time 🌭

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

In 1967 Obama’s grandfather was arrested for arming badgers and other woodland critters. Many such cases in the HIStory of the Democratic Party! 🦡

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

There is a time and a place for anime. The place is here. The time is now.

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@fantarosma @ddankcity @KenPaxtonTX Is this Ken Paxtons preferred pump?

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@ddankcity @KenPaxtonTX I’m gonna come right at you with these penis pump legs and kick you down

[Ernest Wright : the Clown Prince of DevOps 🃏 @devops_guru]

@ddankcity @KenPaxtonTX Fuck you, Ken is a saint!