Jesus, the Christ

Continuously delivering from evil since 4 BC.

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The difference between men and women is that while women believe cheap gender stereotypes, men belie... wait that's not a difference at all.

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That which does not kill me, makes me older.

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Don't just think outside the box - stand on the box.

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The UK government spent fifteen Instagrams on a health IT system, and got nothing. http://t.co/mdNARzdm0B

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In IT there are lots of people who phrase things ambiguously but think they are smart like me.

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The reason they're known as "alpha males" is that they're crude and not suitable for production use.

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Bombing Syria is like using a hammer to crack a civilian.

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Deeming programming stuff "considered harmful" is like Hitler Downfall videos - funny when Dijkstra started it, but a bit predictable now.

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Google has ruined the primary colours for me.

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Trying to decide which is more miraculous - encryption or eggs.

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"My untested view of the world is plausible."
"No, *MY* untested view of the world is plausible."

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I like my emails like I like my life of man in a state of nature - solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.

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I hate moral relativism, moral absolutism and the holding of simultaneous and contradictory positions.

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The Reformation challenged the need for priests to mediate between us and higher powers. The next one will do the same for IDEs. #vim #emacs

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Anyone wondering how I can be illiterate and use Twitter - I used not to be able to understand git and writing. Now I understand writing.

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Calling an illiterate man "the Word of God" is surely a cruel mockery.

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@bitprophet @freakboy3742 The Bible's Jesus was illiterate. He couldn't read anything.

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I lost my morning to a stupid mistake that should never have happened. Not so bad - many people lose their careers the same way. #php

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If you assume that any dislike of git derives from being new to git, you are new to git.

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My week on twitter: Mostly arsing around, to be honest.