Dennis Webb

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@lastfmstatus #hugops

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Why does the @Sophos status page show "Everything is fine" for 2 days during a major outage? https://t.co/nXrwWdUMhK

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@mholo65 @vcsjones For a washing machine? Yes. Toilet is cold water only (or hot only if you're not afraid of the splashback). You telling me that your washing machine only does cold water?

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@davescruggs @vcsjones I didn't know these existed, but they look like a brilliant solution.

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@vcsjones Is that like rednecks who back in the day used their old TV as a stand for their new TV?

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@_breeeeen_ I tried this for 6 months. Kept realizing I was still grabbing my underpowered MacBook Air. Finally bought a new MBP. I'm far from an Apple fanboy, but it does work well for me.

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@adaptivecoach @laurieontech @NativeWired Peter Principle https://t.co/dz3s92dH6L

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@IanColdwater The saying goes, "Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud"

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@_breeeeen_ @Yassir_Lester I haven't seen a can of OJ concentrate on 25+ years. Forgot what that was.

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@trashhalo Thanks for sharing. I don't watch any news and this needed to be seen.

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@mulegirl Bounce Dryer Bars

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@bryanl Sign clearly says Elementary.

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@newrustacean @rustlang Good luck. We all hate Word, but you have taken it to the next level. I'm going to give @WinningSlowly another try. Thanks for all the great episodes.

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@healinghomefood I would like to publicly apologize for the inappropriate gift card message I requested on an order to my wife. I did not realize those were hand-written by some nice lady at your company.

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@trashhalo The fact that last week you sent me a Slack message asking to revert helm changes makes this an interesting tweet.

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@IanColdwater @TryCatchHCF @willasaywhat And here's the brief history of it https://t.co/Jv10JBMaHe

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Verifying myself: I am dhwebb on https://t.co/FdiPAHYvU3. ZobqbeXBWv1FaEMtzI0fUwzLxawpnthH04Wi / https://t.co/5FrLXf6F24

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I passed the CloudBees Certified Jenkins Engineer test on Friday. It is a well-written test that goes deep into the inner-workings of Jenkins. If you're interested in taking the exam, I have written an article describing how to stu…https://t.co/jjdGsYCEN7 https://t.co/MG954mRluj

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I just published “Passing the Certified Jenkins Engineer Certification Exam” https://t.co/xMW8P3i2zB

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I finally got around to passing the AWS Cloud Practitioner exam, just so I could say I have all 9 AWS certifications.  Now I have to come up with a plan to keep these recert exams staggered.  
Credit to Jeff Armstrong for the image.  Saved me a lot of tim…https://t.co/CqcR0HSSCr