Devouererofpeace

open minded, shutcock

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In the closet sucking on some candy !!

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Kidnapping a guy and making him do surgery on my butt

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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning 12 chicken wings and baked potato

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Trying out being homeless this long weekend

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Would you guys still be my friends if my nipples got all huge and puffy and red all the time

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Why is it bad to look down the barrel of your gun

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Why did no one tell me they have machine guns you can attach to the roof of your car

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I can’t tell if he’s a baby or a bald man in the back seat

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On date : have you ever seen family guy

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I just put this old pair of pants on and my pocket is full of scabs

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Just saw jeffre Epstein at the liquor store

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Is very important that you remember to look at the tissue after you blow your nose

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Did you know if you leave pizza on the counter you can come back three months later and eat it

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Where are the midget Olympics at

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Who’s down to join a violent revolution

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I’m so hungry I’m gonna eat my grandma

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Sleepy and scared today

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I wish I could grow 400 pounds

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I need to get on that bug diet

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Ate the hard banana today by mistake