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ur a wizard Harry

[devree @devree_elle]

Talking to Spencer about skincare:
Me: how would your describe your skin type?
Spence: white
Me:🙃... not your skin color your skin type!😂🙄

[devree @devree_elle]

The thing I am enjoying about motherhood lately, is passing the baby to Spence and saying “code brown” and him having to change the diaper knowing I can pull the “I pushed him out” card. Brings me joy.

[devree @devree_elle]

Just asked Spencer if he’d still fall in love with me if we had had an arranged marriage. He said no. 🥲

[devree @devree_elle]

A conversation
Me: this jerky has a fart smell.
Spence: *scoffs* maybe farts have a jerky smell!

[devree @devree_elle]

Spencer: why can’t Utah just have natural air conditioning outside!?🤷🏻‍♀️

[devree @devree_elle]

@AubreyJonesyy Mmm those post Costco dog burps. Yum 💯

[devree @devree_elle]

Spencer just signed happy birthday on a get well card. 😑

[Alhaji Drunkard 🧞‍♂️ @The_Nifemi]

#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade is incomplete without this Grammy moment.

[devree @devree_elle]

@itsSaraSQ I would die for that tiny toilet human @RichhartRylee

[devree @devree_elle]

I know I'm talking crap on the topic but honestly I'm drawn to it. Like I want a cutesy laundry room with the useless decor and labeled detergent. Why was this invented? Who am I? Why am I like this?

[devree @devree_elle]

A thought: I can't think of anything more useless to spend your hard earned money on than home decor for a LAUNDRY ROOM.

[devree @devree_elle]

You are A. rolling in it, or B. so bored with your life that when you saw that quote board at hobby lobby that said "laundry today, or naked tomorrow" your inner self was like this is my calling in life. I will have the cutest damn laundry room if it's the last thing I do.

[isabella @BellaAshlynn]

life may suck but at least I saw one direction live also when zayn was still in the band. my biggest flex

[devree @devree_elle]

Spencer farts so much I just can’t.

[devree @devree_elle]

I hope someday to teach my future children the power of profanity.

[devree @devree_elle]

Why is it so hard to not pop a zit on my face? Why do I do this to myself? Who gave me permission? Stop being such a little bitch devree.

[devree @devree_elle]

@RichhartRylee Thank goodness you didn’t 😅

[devree @devree_elle]

@RichhartRylee Whoa for a second there I thought you were going to say “I don’t care that you hurt your elbow”