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I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO PRINT ANYTHING OFF MY COMPUTER

[The Great Betrayer @turret_factory]

I’ve always felt a sort of kinship with him

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

jeopardy contestants must be made to understand that they are there for the pleasure of the viewing audience. they should be forced to pick a category and begin from the top rather than jumping around like a feral beast

[onion person @CantEverDie]

drake? the actor on degrassi?

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 27 years old go fuck yourself

[christover @bored2die]

Been farting at work more lately idgaf anymore

[redux @lycragun]

Too many things are $23 when they should be $5, max. We should kill someone over this.

[Adam Silver's Malignant Pancreas Tumor @MailmanStalker]

New York just got hit with a nuclear bomb, causing it to shake. Unfollow every coastie mutual now that they are dead and no longer will be tweeting.

[Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon]

I'm seeing takes that you shouldnt read dune past the first book. I disagree. You should definitely read the insane sequels and then make it your life's mission to tell people what happens in them regardless of what conversation you're having.

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Is Zoroastrianism the one true religion? More people are asking.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

DAVID FOSTER WALLACE SHAWN

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Is HVAC a good job for a white boy who loves hard and feels loss quite deeply?

[phage @clubmoss_]

How it feels to order boneless wings and a Modelo at Chili’s

[wuf @bong_rot]

I say this a lot, bc it’s true, that if I could have any superpower, I’d wanna be able to horrifically kill myself in front of people infinite times to make a point when people are being annoying

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

If I had to guess how many wonders of the world there are I would probably say an infinite number, bounded only by how high you care to count or something like that, if you told me there’s 7 I would wack you upside the head with a rolled up magazine

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Me, part way through a life that has been far easier than nearly every other life in human history: I just need a win for once