Devin

Proud Himbo😁

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your person isn’t a fkn loser

[` @literaturelisa]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening, baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.

[Devin @devssanchez]

Boy toys are fun until they want to be #boyfriends

[Devin @devssanchez]

Was he cute or did he just have thick eyebrows??

[Devin @devssanchez]

Saw some bs tik tok trying to make oak lawn look good and couldn’t help but laugh💀

[Devin @devssanchez]

Fighting with Tesla AI, and I’m losing

[Devin @devssanchez]

Awwww, how cute 🥰 **blocked & ghosted**

[cigarjette @tboydisorder]

took an everything shower + 20mg vyvanse 15mg edible 12% alc + ordering chinese food. never kill yourself

[Devin @devssanchez]

I will never accept scrutiny about my party capabilities because the way I was able to turn this function up while handicapped is unchallenged

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Men be like… “I know I destroyed your trust and made your worst nightmare come true, can we just move past this? You’re making me feel bad.”

[Devin @devssanchez]

I want to be in love again uuuugh (no I fucking don’t🤢)

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

He literally wakes up everyday and does the coolest thing ever.

[𝓡🐉 @lilrichiebitch]

u really can’t teach this kind of consideration. like this genuinely is the most romantic thing ever

[Devin @devssanchez]

Grindr is honestly pure entertainment, like even the ads make me laugh😭

[Devin @devssanchez]

This shit has me dead af, like calm down cowboy

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He can’t be for real

[Devin @devssanchez]

This injury is gonna make me a pothead,
anyway should I make this my new whip?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i’m the funny one, not them.

[Devin @devssanchez]

Realizing I have an addicting personality (I just talk a lot), and going without me gives people withdrawals (I’m like the concept of TikTok irl)