Devon Alkema

how i post to be

[Devon Alkema @devthebev]

Poor Alaska without attention. Undeclared, Fifty percent since election night, Three electoral votes, Zero memes.

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@MicahMarroquin My guy getting his steps in behind her could not be less bothered

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Couple’s costume idea: Tenet - one of you moves backwards all night

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Ok I guess I need to break this down for people.... IF 👏🏼 YOU’RE 👏🏼 HAPPY 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 KNOW 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 CLAP 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 HANDS 👏🏼

[Devon Alkema @devthebev]

@thevi_cao Tell Maddock I said hi

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Quibi who?

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@MicahMarroquin I’ve usually heard that they are, in fact, the warmest

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@MicahMarroquin Hahaha! STUPID DUMB IDIOT

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@MicahMarroquin This shoulda gone viral

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@MicahMarroquin Ya dude, I be clenching mad cheeks when running into that emergency room

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@thevi_cao The colors on this and you saying seventh grade reminded me of Potter when they had those papers that told us who we were most compatible with and who would be the best friends and who would be our enemies. Do you remember that?

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@MicahMarroquin @theweeknd Nice micah marroquin! Haha!

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@MicahMarroquin @KoleKellner @ImsorryMSJackso Muhtarr also

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I bet my friend from high school who is still trying to become a rapper is better than yours
https://t.co/Bp9FRJWl8f

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@Stefano_DSM @fnmccool Extra toast.... *takes off sunglasses* and butter both sides

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I hardly ever plan on following people on Instagram. I usually like one of their photos on accident while lurking and so I have to follow them so it can’t be proven that I was just lurking.

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@TylerHirota Scratch n sniff polaroids are the future

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@codyko @MicahMarroquin

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