shiv roy apologist

precocious & witty (cunt)

[dom 💐🇮🇹🇦🇺 @rossivision]

who needs the weather app when you have the indomie seasoning packet as your indicator

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

Just found out that broccolini is actually a hybrid cross between broccoli and Chinese gai lan... in other words a Wasian vegetable...

[𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐙𝐔𝐎 静男 🔻 @shizuodotmp3]

8.5 billion people on this planet and you think the love of your life is Singaporean 😹🫵🍅

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

yeah

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

derealization july

[Lu @curiouswishes]

I tell my esoteric friends I have a sore throat and they go: fear of speaking up

[eve @csiirac]

chill im just a vessel

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

hantu apa tumbuk muka aku ni

[. @babybleed3]

Is it love bombing if I love you doe

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

tah pape

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

girl why do you have a podcast

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

u got that neglected dog stare

[chud domain crossing @zuckerbinjain]

going over to your Singaporean hinge date's apartment and she shows you the dungeon where they keep their maid after recommending you read bell hooks to work on your internalised misogyny

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

you gotta run like your head is on fire

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

saxophones getting louder!

[angel @angelshit]

Did you receive my omens

[¿ @umlarp]

bless my chungus life

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

dalam hati ada jawa. tiberrr

[z @internetgutz]

got no change sorry sista

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

who is the store conveniencing?

[shiv roy apologist @devuchk4]

smiling recession