Dev Stromske

4ft 11 with a 7 year old that's more than half my height

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

This mom started bitching on FB about a breastfeeding photo and all these moms started rallying on the post with pictures of them breastfeeding. I stirred the pot with a picture of Zo and Phoenix tandem nursing.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

What's it like having anxiety, you ask?
Any time I'm behind a car and they turn their turn signal on, and then I turn mine on afterward, I hope they don't think I'm following them.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $204,500,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $196,000,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $170,400,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Phoenix got his placement for Kindergarten today & Luna turns 3 tomorrow. When did I get old enough for this?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“how do you deal with stress and anxiety?”

me:

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

I can tell when someone doesn't live in this neighborhood by them pulling up to the ATM after 5 pm. (Yes, they literally close the ATM by my house once the bank closes)

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Turning 30 is using your tax check to buy a Bissle Crosswave. 😆

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

When your love language is gift giving so you spend your birthday money buying your husband new sneakers.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Today someone stood in my driveway and told me that I look tired and have major crows feet. And then they cried when I told them I needed to take my kids to school so I needed them out of my driveway. Great start to my day.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Having a kid in public school be like, Flu A one month, Flu B the next.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

@gleeoncesaid The giggle as they left the room after saying that is still one of my favorites.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Update, I missed the point of the book. I'll raise my 2/5 stars to a 3.5. Not my cup of tea but the idea behind it was great.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Did anyone actually like Slaughterhouse Five or am I just a cynic?

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

@IEMONADEM0UTH Tony is my boss, so I was honest 😆

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Today I was telling my boss how I smacked my head into a screw & scratched my head & he looked at me in horror & asked if that's what was going on with the side of my face.
It was in fact not what's wrong with my face. I'm just mentally ill & pick my skin. 🙃

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

I was not mentally prepared for how draining being in charge of adults during the day & kids during the evening, would be.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

I haven't read a mystery book in such a long time I wasn't mentally/ emotionally prepared for the plot twist I just read/heard.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

@KevinStaysGross It hurt my brain. Like, a ton.

[Dev Stromske @devv_ann12]

Did anyone actually like Slaughterhouse Five or am I just a cynic?

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

“are you okay?” no, from the bottom of my heart, i’m tired