Just went into my 2yo son’s room to check on him and noticed he needed a diaper change. So I change him as quickly as possible so he wouldn’t wake up. I covered him and started closing his bedroom door and I hear a quiet, sleepy “tank yew” 😭😭😭
My husband texted me saying he was feeling very nauseous so I told him to take a pregnancy test 🤣 for a second I thought maybe I was bein insensitive but then he texted back saying “you told me you were wearing a condom ” and I’ve been laughing about it all day 😭
I was telling my homeboy how hard dating is because I’m picky. This fool looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I’ve seen your exes. You are NOT picky.’ 😭😂