devin(corwin)

he/they (spam: @mediocrefag) $devincorwin

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

i kno twitter/X sucks now & my following is probs dead buuut

YALLLLL
i still live stream!! i go live on poshmark now. i sell designer/luxury bags, wallets, sunglasses, & other accessories... i have an army of middle-aged mommies & its a rlly fun time. consider watchin sometime🙂

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

@treyleparx tried that, failed :(

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

i kno twitter/X sucks now & my following is probs dead buuut

YALLLLL
i still live stream!! i go live on poshmark now. i sell designer/luxury bags, wallets, sunglasses, & other accessories... i have an army of middle-aged mommies & its a rlly fun time. consider watchin sometime🙂

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

anyone remember when james charles uploaded “holding myself accountable” onto youtube & admitted that he did several sexual crimes w/ minors & then left that video up for like 2 months afterwards?? literally how did he not get incarcerated. i wonder that everyday

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

its so funny watching influencers cry about losing their verification bc i kno damn well they spent years begging the old twitter reps for that shit just for it to be taken away by elon musk 😭😭😭

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

why was 15 year old me so mean to nevel from icarly tho LMFAO

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

i was looking for beef

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

i stg icarly has literally been the blueprint for all of these silly little influencer ideas over the years

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

happy easter everyone! time to shove a big bag of jellybeans up my ass

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

do yall remember 10 years ago when a leaked picture of justin bieber smoking pot made people post pics of s*lf h*rm scars on #/cut4bieber to try to get him to stop… that shit was so fucked up omfg

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

@LGindisB ILY

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

wow. midnight & nobody texted me happy birthday. will be holding everyone accountable for this.

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

blink 182 was correct when they said “nobody likes you when you’re 23” i literally only have like 3 friends & 2 of them are my cats

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

5 years ago, Fergie sang the national anthem at the nba-all star game.

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

wow i love being single & all alone on valentines day

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

disney was rlly edgy for doing this

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

sometimes i think about starting a cult just to see if anyone would actually join lol

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

to this day, i wonder if this woman is alive or not. i wonder if those jellybeans ever fell out of her ass. shes a hero. braver than our military. 👏🏻❤️ fly high queen 👑👼🏻 never forget 🏳️‍🌈

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

for my birthday this year can someone pls give me the gift of putting me out of my misery

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

the sexual tension between me & robbing a bank for ransom

[devin(corwin) @devvincorrwin]

omw to a grindr hookup