Devwrat Dube

Busy scripting my story. You will know when I am done T.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@manas_ga Or may be if they walk out, ED, CBI walks in on them.

[Aloke Bajpai @alokebajpai]

Dear @timesofindia - Glad you liked our viral video. The right way to post it would have been to NOT remove our logos and to give us credits in the copy !

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@sowmyarao_ Why not just listen to a medley?

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

I hate to be a party pooper, but the reason you see a picture of a satellite on a bullock cart is not because ISRO had no money for cars or trucks. This was the APPLE satellite in the early 80s & they needed to test it outdoors on a surface with no metal. So they choose a cart!

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

2053 World Cup winning team.

[Anmol Dhawan @anmol_dhawan]

TIL why a church is called 'girja ghar' in Hindi. Nice thread, Pranav :)

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@CuriousCurie42 I know, i had a few with a couple of less 9s. But the list itself probably would have taken the space worth 4 5 games.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@CuriousCurie42 IIRC, these used to be 8 bits only.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@CuriousCurie42 I wonder how many bits it took to just write the names of 9999999 games.

[IISER Mohali @IiserMohali]

"IISERs: emerging science universities of India": A 2016 Guest Editorial by the founding director of IISER Mohali, Prof. N. Sathyamurthy, @IiserMohali in Current Science @CurrSci @IAScBng
https://t.co/dKlDaU7uLX

[Ronny bhaiya @Zakirism]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Ali Spittel @ASpittel]

things that DON’T make you ugly

- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- amputations
- physical abnormalities

things that DO make you ugly

- being an asshole on the internet

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@Zeher_Bihari Kardo barish, par dispersion karne ke baad ki selective barish mat karna.
Saare ke saare facts daalo. Sirf anti-liberal nahi, pro-liberal bhi daalo.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@Zeher_Bihari So, all of the self proclaimed liberals are equated to (lie)berals, and all of them praise JKLF members?
Venn diagrams, set tgeory, null set, disjoint sets- kuch yaad hai.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@Zeher_Bihari Eh ta tenu pata, menu pata, sadhvi nu nahi pata?

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

Ola driver in other cities: I will drive safely sir. Give me 5 Star.

Ola driver in Raipur: Aisi gaadi chalata hun bangalore me server hil jata hai. 5 star de dena.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

Will elections in Bastar ever be free of blasts and deaths? Surprisingly, Naxal attacks always kill local opposition leaders. Deja Vu of Jhiram.

[Devwrat Dube @devwrat_dube]

@Knowthetribe @Tata_Crucible

[Ignored LLP @Ignored_LLP]

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