Devan

[Devan @devxn_rose]

Feel like gyms should have fewer treadmills and more leg press machines instead

[Pharmacist Melissa @melsmedicines]

Best response to anyone saying pharmacists supplying antibiotics will increase resistance. 👏

Also, as someone who has carried out antibiotic audits every month for the last 6 months (and reduced our broad spec abx prescribing by 2%), one major learning point was making sure all GPs know where to locate the local formulary.

[beks @bekstfu_]

Whenever I watch Bridgerton I just smile, smile like a fool, like I’m the one being courted 😭

[Devan @devxn_rose]

#NewProfilePic

[k @yungjalebi]

Sorry but ppl my age are getting married and having kids and I’m still trying to fix my sleeping schedule so I can have a productive day

[kim @lunakimm]

every day i get more delusional

[malak el meligy @malakelmeligyy]

ending on bad terms is better than ending on good terms

[Devan @devxn_rose]

Let my sister use my Spotify and now my top artist is Taylor Swift 😭 logging out of all devices rn

[Devan @devxn_rose]

My mum called to tell me that a BT engineer is at our house, I got home to find a guy from my dms standing in my living room 😬

[Devan @devxn_rose]

Ugly cried to my most senior manager in our first ever conversation today 🙃

[عبد @ABroNextDoor]

The French vanilla latte from Tim hortons is laced with crack.

[meg @mmeganhenderson]

The girls that post pictures in shein reviews are going straight to heaven

[👸🏽 @simiiii__]

wearing contact lenses is the fattest cash loss

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

I really hate when people try to burden me with their guilt after they’ve done me wrong. It’s selfish because you don’t care for the issue, you just want to feel better.

[Devan @devxn_rose]

@Mon_estt I hope so bc she gave him my insta 😭

[Devan @devxn_rose]

I’m so single that my sister is now trying to set me up with her teachers

[Devan @devxn_rose]

She’s telling me he’s 6ft+ with a beard, I’m definitely open to it

[Kada 🇬🇩🇩🇲❣️ @CallMeKada]

Criminal Minds is one of the best crime shows ever created .

As in top 3

[nya @xixnya]

I’m not settling for rubbish when I can just be single lol