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Dive bar coaster collector|1X Blue Man Group Member

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

“I think volleyball should be the number 1 sport in America” -@StevenCheah

[dev @devyn_simpson]

Pokémon go is my favorite game (swiping tinder on a roadtrip)

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Anthony Rizzo will retire as a Chicago Cub this Saturday at Wrigley.

Ending it where he belongs.

[dev @devyn_simpson]

Saying, “Did they steal this from Lil Wayne?”, when ‘Island In The Sun’ comes on

[dev @devyn_simpson]

Boys are so funny because one second you’re talking about their childhood dog and the next you’ve seen every single picture in their camera roll

[dev @devyn_simpson]

My new years resolution is to listen to more Iggy Azalea

[MagicM @MagicM_MMABets]

Luka Doncic trade the worst since Biden traded Brittney Griner for the biggest weapon trafficker on earth with Russia

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

Jerry Jones realizing he’s not the dumbest sports GM in Dallas anymore

[dev @devyn_simpson]

@braccity2009 Oh.

[dev @devyn_simpson]

Greg Abbott not standing during the National Anthem is extremely unpatriotic.

[dev @devyn_simpson]

@TowGott Yes?

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™ @hawkeyeinmd]

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

[dev @devyn_simpson]

Why is Colt 45 stuck in my head at 6 AM

[Top Tier Arkansas @TopTierArkansas]

BREAKING🚨: Per Sources, Tennessee QB Nico Iamaleava is out (gonorrhea) for Saturday’s game against Arkansas.

[dev @devyn_simpson]

#NewProfilePic

[dev @devyn_simpson]

I S2G I ordered a blue moon and she brought me a bucket of busch. Happy accidents I guess?

[dev @devyn_simpson]

Hypothetically, would ordering a beer bucket alone for the Cowboys game scream drinking problem?

[dev @devyn_simpson]

We just need 5 more field goals

[Top Tier Arkansas @TopTierArkansas]

Taylen Green to an open receiver: