Devyn

Often compared to the squirrel from Hoodwinked

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: wanna hear about the weird dream I had last night?

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Next time you’re playing dead by daylight and the killer sucks, take a moment to think that maybe it’s the killers first time playing. Maybe, the killer is actually just someone’s girlfriend, thrust into the game so her boyfriend can “quickly go do something”. Think about that.

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@madimichalak Bro I’m working with pre-schoolers now and let me tell you, I understand.

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@waterparks Oh and this one of Geoff

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@waterparks

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@SpotifyWeird https://t.co/jedBtKU0ei

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@AstraImperium 😀😀 my bad

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Bf and I love eavesdropping so please talk loudly about your problems in public for us

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

If you hear my stomach growl in my 8am, mind your business

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@glyched_tv SAME

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Chef Boyardee was the Duolingo Owl of the early 2000’s

[laxxurxxen @laxxurxxen]

if I ever get 💥by a 🚗, it will certainly be @ txst...

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

I’m just gonna start putting the dreams I have on here. So last night I had a dream that I was dating a girl and we went on a date to a Halloween store. The clerk was homophobic tho- then we ended up in the woods near a cemetery and I somehow survived falling down multiple hills.

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

I just snuck out of my own home. As in, the home I rent. The home that is mine. And now I can’t get back in 😀

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Had a dream that @awsten had a makeup line and one of the lipsticks was called “I miss having sex but now I want cookies” and it was a warm auburn color

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

If you need a laugh, here’s when I finally found out I couldn’t draw

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

It’s raining, you know what that means

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

@glyched_tv Lmao yes I believe so? Idk someone said “don’t give me sweet Cheetos” today at work so maybe I’m missing something

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Thought I was gonna get catcalled by a group of boys today but they just wanted to know if Cheetos were savory

[Devyn @devynat7eleven]

Presenting: My cat with eyebrows