Dev 🦥

insta: devyndelgado_

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

[★ julia @shoheifolder]

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see shohei ohtani play for the dodgers

[Derek Hill’s Toothpick @lacizzle8]

He hasn’t asked me to beat him with a baseball bat for opening day

[ri @mwutilate]

#young #notpregnant #gettingmoney #blessed #gorgeous

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Texted him back which means he has the power to abandon me again

[lexi @hewsonsgirl]

this year is getting really expensive really fast and its only mid january

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Got my period

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone

[lizzy🔪 @lzzybats]

thank you universe for letting me exist at the same time as shohei ohtani

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

me when I’m blocked

[:( @azfeelin]

“remember when you used to-“

[sosa @perfectpiscesgf]

when the flirting gets to the point where theyre asking to see you in person

[ٰ @byririiiii]

when I tell them I’m not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me

[T @teeepaigee]

I saw this once before

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

how it feels to say “chat” when ur not a streamer https://t.co/z9e9zrifbM

[𝘤𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘢 ≽^•⩊•^≼ @hueningkaisgfxo]

bush season is coming,,,