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[SlavicWarrior®️ @q_slavic]

My definition of wealth ✨

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

When u see the ppl who were popular in high school again

[死寂.🥡 @the0nlyalexus]

17 pimple patches is crazy like just go wash ya fuckin face

[tracey @lilvietnamami]

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal idk

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s family christmas photos

[Bre @brethevirgo]

I wanna sit on the moon & dangle my feet rn

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week

[Loky @lokymann]

"I gotta pee again" LMFAOOO

[ً @wynrosei]

a little girl calling me pretty is like getting elected president y’all wouldn’t get it

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[kaflesque @kafleva]

how are we meant to live laugh love in these conditions

[Tension.🐈‍⬛ @10sionnnn]

My mom be like “what happened to
yo lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

not liking your girlfriend’s instagram post is like shooting her point blank in the face with a rifle

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

i’m doing a new challenge called Sunday November 17th. It’s where I try to make it through every hour of Sunday November 17th.

[kay 🐌🌱 @ ac, fureh, fd @kurenjiworkshop]

you know what they say