Devynn Paulsen

I have more things to worry about than you pouring tequila on your cheerios honey!

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

So when is Kylie Jenner going to pair with ulta?

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

I literally cannot keep up with the kardashians

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

If you don't have viewing glasses for the upcoming eclipse, put your 21st century camera phone to use and take a selfie. You're welcome.

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

You just gotta know that the people who don't wipe the machines off at the gym when they are done using them have a dirty, dirty, house

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

I hate bathbombs or whatever the fuck they are called. Why would you want to take a bath in lucky charms cereal milk?

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

I don't tweet a lot but when I do it's on an important issue... #kimye

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

I'm just really glad sean miller didn't wear white pants

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

MOVING ON UP. Onto round of 32! Keep em rollin @gregheiar GO SHOX!

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

Why do people still think it's okay to "scrunch" their pin straight hair? Just put it up if you're that lazy.

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

I cannot get donuts and coffee and be on call all at the same time. Calls can wait

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

@zmo56 you shouldn't be on social media while studying

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

WHY DO YOU CARE IF KIM K POSES NAKED? DOES THAT AFFECT YOUR DAILY LIVING IN ANY SORT OF WAY?

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

@Chris__Wendel pet peeve

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

Whoever was on the marketing team for the new Microsoft commercial needs to die

[Devynn Paulsen @devynnpaulsen11]

I envision myself marrying someone just like JJ Watt.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.

[Jared Haibon @haibon_jared]

They wouldn't dare play the music on Leo #Oscars

[Andi Dorfman @AndiDorfman]

Can you imagine the pummeling JoJo's brothers would give to a man that's actually a tool bag 😁 #TheBachelor