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im just a regular degular shmegular girl from the bronx | ig: dwebb

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Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no.

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I HATE THE 50 SHADES OF GREY SERIES

First time ever watching the first 2 movies and... just had to say it somewhere.

Thx for coming to my TEDtalk ☺️

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It’s only 8am and I’ve already opened all my unread snaps from the past month. Probably time to relax for a bit. We’ll see if I have enough energy to conquer the IG dms tomorrow. No guarantees though.

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So were we the last generation to go through an ugly phase growing up??

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Anyone know how to lose weight while still drinking like a grown ass man 3-4 days a week? Asking for a friend...

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If you see me goin out in workout clothes, mind ya damn business. It’s not my fault they decided to open bars and restaurants before gyms, and now my fat ass doesn’t fit into a single pair of jeans I own.

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I don’t like when people call pizza “za”. Idk why. But I do not like it.

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Was too lazy to change into a more supportive sports bra for my run so I just layered another medium support sports bra on top of the one I was already wearing. In my head, low = 1, high = 3, which means med = 1.5, therefore 1.5 + 1.5 = 3. So I’m all good right?

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In the past 2 days I’ve made my own almond butter, hummus, gf rosemary (from my own plant) & sea salt chips, gf protein banana nut muffins, blueberry chia seed pudding, chocolate & almond protein balls, & meal prepped a thai inspired chicken bowl w/roasted veggies. WHO TF AM I??

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I am learning so many new tasty yet terrible mixed drink recipes from tik tok that honestly I cannot wait to blackout from this summer

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day ?? of quarantine: starting to miss the men at the gym giving me unsolicited advice on how to squat

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@E_lotts Hahaha GOOD. Double check that shit.

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How are people not spelling QUARANTINE correctly?? We have smart phones that detect spelling errors and on top of that we literally have nothing but time on our hands. If you’re not sure about a word, FUCKING LOOK IT UP!!

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Spelling errors might be one of my biggest pet peeves. I don’t know how to spell all the words, and I never will. BUT, I do know how to use my resources. You don’t have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to take .5 seconds and google a word.

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Just noticed that I’ve formed calluses on my right pinky finger in the places where I rest my phone as I switch through the same 5 apps all day. I need a hobby 😒

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Unpopular opinion: I don’t like The Weeknd

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@vbradsha5 @tatiana_rizo @Rainsbro4 @kayreeee @shadbraw45 @elyssaellson @khmandujano Update: I have done some googling (probs should have done that first), and I think the answer you were looking for is a water bender! As per my google research, that seems like the coolest one. 💦

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@vbradsha5 @tatiana_rizo @Rainsbro4 @kayreeee @shadbraw45 @elyssaellson @khmandujano Haven’t seen it, don’t know what it is. But I’d be a cute one. Preferably who wears the color pink. But is also super bad ass, like can kick anyone’s ass and then throw back a shot or something.

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@summbeezy WHEN IT STICKS TO THE WALL AND IS JUST HANGING THERE 😂

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Been binge watching Too Hot to Handle (let me live my life) and now when I talk to myself, I have an accent. A bit fuckin embarrassin innit?