moonshine bandit

We're all mad here.⚡️♍️ she/her

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

Just a quick lil menty b at 8am.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

“The only things I’ve never done in life are heroin and ride a train.”

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

Sometimes you just gotta sit on your kitchen floor at 5am and weep because you feel like you have no control in life.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

It’s rude how my insomnia acts up every time greg is out of town. Like I’m already bummed he isn’t here, why do I have to be sad and awake??

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

@BelvaJo55 I blame Greg for the same things every month 😂

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

@gregmcgowan Do you think the baby needs tuna?

[gregorio @gregmcgowan]

one thing about me and @devyyydangerrr is we will always drop everything for a friendly street cat.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

Noah Kahan singing Work Song with Hozier is gonna send me over the edge.

Who gave those men the right to tear into my soul like this?

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

@joskater @gregmcgowan You are very right.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

@ohyesroxy I really didn’t know I loved her then Spotify told me I was in the top 13% of listeners and I took the 13 as a sign to just embrace it.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

@ohyesroxy You know it’s kinda Greg’s fault. He just had to go to Cali and leave me with Shelby to watch the lives every night.

Also 19th show. On 8/9. We are being set up.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

Me: “I’m not really a swiftie”

Also me: *sits at the bar after close watching a tour livestream with Shelby to see what the secret songs are*

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

you’re in her dms but she’s in my bed and we’re taking online quizzes in order to figure out if either of us have autism

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

I dial drunk, I’ll die a drunk, I’ll die for you.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

This album hits me in so many different emotions. After sitting with it for a few months I’m officially putting it on my favorite/can’t skip a song rotation. It’s pure perfection. @NoahKahan

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

It really sucks when you don’t feel like people-ing but you’re a bartender and that’s kinda your whole job.

[moonshine bandit @devyyydangerrr]

Get you some friends that are willing to get on a ladder to fix a hole in the side of your house at 5am