Sierra Dew

“Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity” —Simone Weil. She/her

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

Me: *tweets a dumb pun*
You: *rolls eyes and scrolls on* Wait.
She’s done a haiku

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@VIPeopleShow @dropout Little disappointed she wasn’t transformed into a big with a big a**

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@catshealdeprsn This is what I mean when I say im catholic

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@catportray Nori likes to have fun

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@MerriamWebster My parents use “Ridley” as an exclamation in place of more vulgar terms. “Oh, Ridley! I forgot to take the trash out”

Come to find out, Ridley was just some guy they knew in college who was a bit of a fck up

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@MerriamWebster Business > Buisness (I like spelling it like built, not like busy)

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@JacobWysocki

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

[touches strange obelisk and immediately understands the nature of the universe] Dang

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Cursed cats

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

Shazam but for whatever the person in front of me is watching on the plane

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@MerriamWebster Garuantee, expereince, or restarant trip me up!

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@MerriamWebster Mischievous — I think it’s “mitsch-ev-oos” and not “miss-chee-vee-oos”

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@MajorPhilebrity Waitress: “Need anything else?”

Walz: “yeah, a Cardiologist 😂”

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@Dictionarycom 🎶B-e-c-a-u-s-e 🎶 to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle 😅

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

I don’t know the Venn Diagram of Kim Possible fans and people who’ve watched the new @shogunfx show, but the actor playing Rodrigues is the voice of Señor Senior Junior and I cannot get past it

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@SimkayeOfficial This has the energy of llama Kuzco in the rain

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@MajorGentlebear @JesseCox 😭 agreeed!! If only there was a way to stop the video myself and come back to it later 🙈😩

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

Youth Director voice: You know who else was a Pal to the World?

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@joshatiel 😍🥳🤩

[Wolfy🌈 @WolfyTheWitch]

reposting my favorite jesus drawing

[Sierra Dew @dew_sierra]

@whatadilemme Based no sock sex