Jeremiah Dewey

Tweets are my own thoughts (except retweets, which are mostly just funny and not really profound in any way), and my privacy policy has recently changed.

[Jeremiah Dewey @dewey1net]

Is it just me, or has @Verizon ‘s wireless coverage in NoVA become worse recently? It’s abysmal in much of Reston now. Like, comically bad. Far different from what the “coverage map” shows.

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@CollinRugg “That’s only in the morning. You supposed to be up cookin’ breakfast or something.”

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Wait…

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Starbucks has written overly enthusiastic “you got this champ!” messages on cups lately. But it’s so cold today the barista was just like “yeah, I don’t know man, just get out there and try”. I mean, I get it. And at least they get the spelling right.

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Hat tip to this guy and his boat name.

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Considering the language (and religion) barrier, this is a pretty good effort.

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They didn’t even try, though for $12 they certainly should have.

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@warwickwebb haha- I was just thinking that!

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See you again soon, Las Vegas.

- Geraldmia

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The random crab leg on the sidewalk is a dead giveaway that you’re playing golf in Maryland.

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I guess the hype around the conclave is working. I'm not even Catholic but I admit I'm excited over the news of white smoke over the Vatican.

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Jeremiah Smith vs Jeremiyah Love. It's the Starbucks bowl!

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Even after I carefully spelled it out for her.

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Flight announcement upon landing at Logan: "If anyone on board has a Boston accent and is from Boston, please see me when you deplane, thank you".

I'm very interested in seeing where this goes, and who actually volunteers.

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Barista didn't even ask me how to spell it. Nailed it!

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@stonepwn3000 Watch out for bald eagles fighting grizzlies out there.

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@brysonbort

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The world needs more March Madness. https://t.co/J0s9FTCh84

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@stonepwn3000 It's time to step outside and boil the ocean.

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