Dan Long

Television's Dan Long.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way -- I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell like they do ... "

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
no checks have been issued

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

I miss Creedence Clearwater Revival. We don't have a lot of guys who pronounce "burning" like "boinin'" anymore

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Honey, you better not be disassociating to the latest Callista Gingrich Instagram video.
Me:

[Brendan Pedersen @BrendanPedersen]

this is jaw dropping. my jaw is dropped. I am having difficulty lifting my jaw back up into closed position.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

This is totally nuts:

"Trump Media & Technology Group has unveiled a paid-for, licensed data feed that will give banks ​and trading firms 'the fastest' access to posts from influential Truth Social ‌accounts, such as President Donald Trump’s, whose posts often move global markets.

President Trump’s posts on the platform regularly move markets. High speed access to these could be very valuable to traders and investors." https://t.co/y7rzXBsdfH

[Dan Long @deweybeatslong]

@goldlikejoel FF in nyc purty please

[Dan Long @deweybeatslong]

@goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee @moeperiod #5 > FF in ny tonight, cmon Cummins !!!

[Financial Times @FT]

Trump sons take stake in Kazakh miner that won $1.6bn US contract https://t.co/1LLCKPfgYw

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

This is incredible:

Elon Musk will receive 200 million super-voting shares in SpaceX ONLY IF the company establishes a permanent Mars colony with at least 1 million people.

In other words, Elon Musk will only receive this pay package if 1 million people live on Mars.

In other words, Elon Musk's biggest goal is now establishing a colony on Mars with a similar population as Dallas, Texas.

Musk is so optimistic about this goal that the vast majority of his pay is now contingent on it.

Life on Mars is closer than many expect.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Only in America can you have a politically moderate assassin lmao

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

Turns out legendary arms dealer Victor Bout (Obama famously prisoner-exchanged him for the lesbian WNBA player who tried to bring a weed cart into Russia) not only has an account here, but is posting brutally frank third-world taxi driver geopolitical analysis.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

A post from the president, 4:05 am ET today:

[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

I voted for Trump because I wanted a war with Iran and a new ballroom.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Imagine you’re having a terrible month at work and your side chick makes you the worst playlist known to man and you gotta pretend to like it

[Covie @covie_93]

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Secretary Hegseth confirms our earlier reporting

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Scoop: Kid Rock flew to Fort Belvoir this morning on his private jet and took a little joy ride on 2 Apache helicopters with War Secretary Pete Hegseth, according to multiple Army sources, and backed up by flight data.

Apaches typically have 2 pilots, but they went up with one so the boys could each ride shotgun, I'm told.

Apache helicopters are not stationed at Ft. Belvoir so unclear where they came from. A spokesperson at the base referred questions to the secretary's office.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

What a total loser