javï

puta escalera

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[javï @deweyvfd]

Tweet del año

[Castellanoparlantes Valencianos 🇪🇦 @ValencianosESP]

Así ha resuelto mi hija la mayor el problema cuatro del ejercicio de matemáticas de la PAU.

A nosotros nadie nos impone la numeración arábiga y los operadores propios del lenguaje matemático 😡

Genialidad #Libertad ☮️

[javï @deweyvfd]

Our 153 year old queen

[｡𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ @Astromilkshakes]

Pride Month Day 5 Icon: Gladys Bentley (1807-1960)

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

wait i thought y’all were pro life 😕

[emerson borakove @EmersonsBorako1]

cloudbusting by kate bush might be the best thing to happen

[javï @deweyvfd]

@ESCLegs And if I say is the best song Belarus has ever sent

[dreamlover🦋 @AndreDreamlover]

happy pride

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇾🇸🇧🇳🇨🇰🇲🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[javï @deweyvfd]

Nunca entenderé por qué los estadounidenses están tan orgullosos de seguir usando unas leyes de más de 200 años, la nuestra apenas tiene 50 y ya le va tocando un lavado de cara

[Walker⚡️ @WalkerAmerica]

Europeans will be like “we have buildings older than America!!!”

Which is cute but meaningless, because when it comes to our actual nations as they exist today, the American constitution (1789) is older than **EVERY SINGLE EU NATION’S CONSTITUTION**

You have buildings older than our country? We have *people* older than your country. Hell, I’m older than a third of the EU.

Oh, your ancestors were insanely based and built the open-air museum you live in today? Congrats. Your constitution is like 5 minutes old and you are probably going to be communist or live under Sharia law in another 5 minutes unless you reawaken your ancestral based-ness and take your countries back from the woke scolds and would-be totalitarians.

Eastern Europe seems to be doing pretty well in that regard, since they just got rid of the totalitarians within my lifetime, are unlikely to revert to communism, and have zero tolerance for woke propaganda. But Western Europe… oof… you must wake up.

[javï @deweyvfd]

La vez que se la ch*pé al barman en un club de Praga y cuando terminó me ofreció agua y el cabrón me cobró la botella

[NaToSaphiX @NaToSaphiX]

Why is this so funny 😂

[javï @deweyvfd]

Sabes que estás haciendo las cosas mal cuando hasta el metro de SEVILLA te lleva ventaja

[AS Actualidad @as_actualidad]

🚇El Metro de Madrid cambia para siempre: el nuevo método de pago que llega con la visita del Papa León XIV

https://t.co/whliF62sbF

[javï @deweyvfd]

Genial peso lo que debería pesar una persona con 40 cm menos

[KeepZ @dailyonjeje]

< 그냥 사람답게 잘 사는 체중 >

📍남성 기준
156cm → 67.1kg
161cm → 71.2kg
166cm → 75.4kg
171cm → 79.8kg
176cm → 84.6kg
181cm → 89.5kg
186cm → 94.6kg

📍여성 기준
145cm → 58.7kg
150cm → 61.2kg
155cm → 63.8kg
160cm → 66.8kg
165cm → 70.3kg
170cm → 74.4kg
175cm → 79.4kg

※ ±10% 정도 오차 범위 있음

[javï @deweyvfd]

Dios realmente odia Bangladés eh, ahí ocurren todos los putos desastres naturales posibles

[Arsenal of Dememecracy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🗽 @gaymergir]

"Do americans think they are the only nation on earth to experience tornadoes"

I mean, yeah? Pretty much?

[javï @deweyvfd]

Los Palacios y Villafranca

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Is The Hague the only city with the definite article in its name? For years I'd hear 'The Hague' and assume it was a building or institution.

[javï @deweyvfd]

@merdejony @Juananbarrajon2 @planoy3cuartos @RAEinforma Que va, en italiano pede &gt; piede, focu &gt; fuoco, novu &gt; nuovo, en francés, pied, feu. Salvo en portugués y catalán puedes encontrar ejemplos en casi todas las lenguas romances

[javï @deweyvfd]

Reconozco un shapefile que no carga cuando lo veo

[Daniel López 🪬 @Dani6CBP__]

Os comparto este maravillosamente horrible mapa del mundo túrquico, del Museo Nacional en Astaná.

[javï @deweyvfd]

@merdejony @Juananbarrajon2 @planoy3cuartos @RAEinforma Es un proceso interno de la propia lengua, es algo muy común en las lenguas romances no es exclusivo del castellano

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

you take it off and penises just keep coming out of it