Dewgonious Evershire

lawyer by day, shitter by night

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Japanese poster for The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Man Stroker’s Ejacula

[alli @sonofalli]

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

John Cumless

England, Manchester, Miscellaneous Records, 1700-1916

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis

Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve

Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[jame @jamefaqs]

how would a xenomorph wear a hat

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[The Retro Reminiscer @RetroReminiscer]

Heat (1995)
Art by Liam Tooher.

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[Frontierism @frontierism]

Yes, the greatest film of 2025:

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

At my age every trip to the toilet is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie: "One Battle After Another" and "There Will Be Blood".

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

And where is it now?

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

the vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[frick @gofrickurself]

She don’t believe in shooting stars But she believes in poop n fart

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I work 12 hours straight
You work 12 hours gay
We are not the same

[ND (with the "upmost" respect) 🏁 @nathand_12]

George Pickens watching guys crash out on the field

[chris p @wggchrisp]

NFL Redzone in 2025

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

You just had pancakes for breakfast. Your best friend is coming over to watch college football. There’s no school on Monday. Your parents don’t care how late you stay up. A perfect Labor Day weekend. You’re 40. It’s 2025.