The Wild Messiah

Currently accepting applications to join my cult | he/him

[The Wild Messiah @dewildemuthiah]

@pzlr He performs a Good Friday service

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@heyriddleriddle @DewildeLindsey

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It really annoys me how many pieces of media that are 25+ years old are still starkly relevant today

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@pzlr Power

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Not sure anything has made me as feel as old as seeing Arcade Fire on a classic rock playlist

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@baldridge_ The photographer at a summer camp I went to was a long time civil engineer and had an alley named after him

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@izzicm @SandboxSinger Yeah, one load twice or two loads once seems the same to me

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In a shocking turn of events that I don’t think anyone could have predicted, she has dumped out the “grapes��, scattering them to all corners of the apartment.

[The Wild Messiah @dewildemuthiah]

Kids are the best. My niece just spent 10 minutes watching a timer count down so she’d know when her grapes were ready, the grapes being beads from a necklace she had cut apart, put in a basket, and placed on a shelf before asking us to set a timer for when they’d be ready.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Jokic undoubtedly leads the league in "only Wilt has done this" statistical achievements.

[The Wild Messiah @dewildemuthiah]

My car won’t play directions from google maps unless I’m also playing music, but sometimes I just like to drive in silence. Thank goodness for John Cage

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Kinda creepy that Spotify gives you this playlist when you cancel

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This is just cancel culture

[Chris Tackett (aka See It Name It Fight It) @cjtackett]

Today in Granbury ISD, at the High School library, they came with a hand cart and carried away multiple boxes of books tagged with "Krause's List".

They can do this because the board voted 7-0 on Monday to change district policy allowing books to be removed prior to a review.

[The Wild Messiah @dewildemuthiah]

It bothers me how much it bothers me when people don’t use the Oxford comma.

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My dad just texted our family group chat, “I feel so hip at this moment” because he’s been playing Wordle

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I used to not know how anyone who wasn’t working obscenely wealthy went to private school because the only reference point I had was the local school that charged $30k a year, saying they were such a good school it was worth spending your child’s college savings on high school

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Took a regular taxi for the first time in a long time and honestly it’s worth it just for a driver that can you get you to pretty much any address in the city without needing google maps

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Weed might be legal in California, but it’s still a bold move to smoke a joint while waiting to be picked up at the airport

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It’s rare for such absurdly comical characters to have poignantly sincere moments that still feel absolutely within their character

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I just finished season 3 of Wooden Overcoats and it does the transition between comedy and sincerity just about as well as any other comedy show I can recall