Melissa

Registered Nurse,wife, mother, car collector & spiritually silly.

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@kellymarklive and the sweet rescue Miss Coco.

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@kellymarklive my handsome gentle boy Remy Martin

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Be the third donkey

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@InstagramComms @InstagramComms you didn’t fix it. A lot of us are still having problems. What the heck.

[Melissa @dewlissa]

#instagramdown one second I don’t have an email with the account, the next I do. @instagram you really need to fix this. It’s ridiculous

[E @EarfToEly]

Twitter watching us come back every time Instagram is down

[Luis Barry-Rico @lulu_luis98]

#InstagramDown this is so fuckin jarring!

[Melissa @dewlissa]

The only shark I’d swim with ❤️

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A whale shark gliding through bioluminescent algae appears to be swimming in space.

Credit: Mike Nulty

[Melissa @dewlissa]

Love how IG disables my account, yet a fake accnt of me with my stolen pics still remains. Reported dozens of times. How unfair in your decisions @instagram I have professional accounts I need in my IG. I need it back. Please already.

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@LiveKellyRyan when I was in Vegas it was so hot we were so dehydrated.drank all day. Hardly peed.#justsaying

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@LiveKellyRyan omg Jaime Dornan and @RyanSeacrest could be brothers! @GELMANLIVE do a side by side

[NFL @NFL]

.@TomBrady returns to Foxboro in 2021. 🐐👀

Looking back at the GOAT's top five moments with the @Patriots. (via @nflthrowback)

📺: #NFLScheduleRelease -- Wednesday at 8pm ET on @nflnetwork

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@siadvance why isn’t it reported that 2 diff sets of white kids, were jumped by two diff groups of black kids at the mall, in the food court. My son and his gf were jumped. Why isn’t this making headlines? Parents are furious! This is all on VIDEO AT THE MALL!!! #AllLivesMatters

[Amanda Farinacci @amandafarinacci]

Seen on the #StatenIsland expressway. @NY1

[Melissa @dewlissa]

https://t.co/1HoB6zx8RT. How is this okay Mr Mayor? Why aren’t you doing anything to the community that constantly does as they wish, not respecting rules in place? @NYCMayor @NYCMayorsOffice @NYGovCuomo who’s pockets are greased here? #abovethelaw

[Thunderbirds @AFThunderbirds]

Tomorrow's #AmericaStrong flyover serves as a salute to frontline #COVID responders.

#InThisTogether

[Melissa @dewlissa]

@jimmykimmel all you do is complain about the president. Your jokes are dry, and your show is predictable. #boring #dontwatchanymore

[Melissa @dewlissa]

https://t.co/5BHFjXcl5A. Why isn’t @NYCMayor talking about this or enforcing the rules that WE HAVE TO ABIDE BY. Yet other cultures act above the law?

[Melissa @dewlissa]

Easy... Opie, Tig and Jax

[Katey Sagal @KateySagal]

If you had to be in self-quarantine with three members of the cast of #SOA, what three would your pick?

[danawhite @danawhite]

.@ritawilson just beat coronavirus... Now she’s CRUSHING some @naughtybynature!!!