Wooten Schmitz

Mama bear, mouthy broad, lapsed debutante, failed southern belle, occasional birdwatcher

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@bjsokolowski @jakehirsch77 @Bob_Wachter Are you okay?

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@bjsokolowski @Bob_Wachter Who hurt you?

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@PhilipHitch @MikeCollinsGA How so? And please be specific

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@MikeCollinsGA Who hurt you?

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@midwesterneur @patrickjwitt Who hurt you?

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@patrickjwitt Who is Cortes and why do we care?

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@patrickjwitt are you for real and, if so, why?

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@TaylorTownsend It’s great to see you on Tennis Channel #beautifulmama. BUT really can’t wait to see you back on the court!! You’re the most fun to watch!

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@laurenboebert Has anyone ever been dumber there than you are? But, on the positive side, you are proof that anyone, and I mean ANYONE, can be elected to Congress.

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@Ons_Jabeur @BNPPARIBASOPEN Amazing match and amazing tournament! No one is more fun to watch than you are - all of your variety and your athleticism and your passion! Rooting for you every step of the way.

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@usopen @ChubbNA Would have been great if we could have actually watched it. And, yes, I know about ESPN2 but I don’t care to watch tennis on my computer.

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@espn @usopen Based on #espn’s coverage, you’d think there were no playing in the Open. You cover ANOTHER Djokovic 5-setter 🥱 while barely checking in on some of the excellent women’s matches being played. Snoresville

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@tonyposnanski Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Never Let Me Go

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@Ons_Jabeur @Wimbledon You are such a pleasure to watch. I love how your game is progressing. A major is in your near future and we are here for it!!

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@andy_murray Thank you! He’s such a sad and bitter man who does not deserve his platform.

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@espn well done on showing the incredibly boring Djokovic match today instead of, well, any of the others going on. Also, have you ever heard of women’s tennis? #onsjabeur #ashleighbarty

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@Chiefpplofficer I’m so sorry, Colleen. I know this has been devastating for you and your team

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@wearejoybird Still waiting to hear from you. #scam

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@kristenhowerton Being catty here, but those “eyebrows” are unrelateable AF. This woman’s lack of self-awareness shows in everything about the way she presents herself. Doesn’t she have any friends?

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@JennaEllisEsq Nasty troll.