Michael Dewhurst

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@smurf1989mcfc It'll take more than a decent pair of boots to turn you into a footballer, spud.

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@liamredmond87 😂 I'll take that, brother 💙

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@BarryLawsonJnr1 @1967DAM Had to do that, I was waiting for @smurf1989mcfc to get himself back onside 😂

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@nathanneequaye @sweenaldo79 @RoeCross @Limeside_KG @HODSFL The pitches are too big for me on Saturdays now. I'll come out of retirement if you do too 😂

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@sweenaldo79 @RoeCross @Limeside_KG @HODSFL Thanks mate. Like Yorke and Cole linking up for that first goal 😂

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@leon1611mufc @sweenaldo79 😂 I'm not worth 120 pence a game these days pal

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

Wow, João

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@liamredmond87 @DanBarry85 Exactly. @DanBarry85

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@liamredmond87 @DanBarry85 knew I hadn't dreamt it 😂

[MELANDRA CASTLE FC @MelandraFc]

GOAL!! 22mins. 2-1. @dewtheblue (known locally as the white Pelé) scores his first goal of the season and it was well worth the wait as he sensationally chips a penalty down the middle of the goal.

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@liamredmond87 @DanBarry85 Didn't love them but oakesy wasn't playing. Highlight of my career and no cunt remembers it 😂

[Michael Dewhurst @dewtheblue]

@liamredmond87 Glad you've got a decent memory redders. @DanBarry85 doesn't remember my panenka