Orphaner Dualscar

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Gettin a lil tired of about evwerything.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

@amusedmuralist Is that a pick up line or wvhat's goin on here.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

And in case you're wvondering, yes I am drunk. For the last time probably. Wvhere's that azzhole, I bet he has some drinks to spare.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Wvho's dick does a guy havwe to suck to get action around this joint. #deathblowvs #thatwvasapun

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Wve don't talk about my wveaboo phase. #sempaiwvasanassholeanywvay

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

I got em' some gifts, fuckin' beat that ye shits. #wvhatdidyoulosersgethimhuh #sexdoesntcount

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

@freeasfuck The wvoman I tried talking to.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

I obvwiously did somethin wvrong here. #deadagain

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Howv does one speak to wvomen?

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

@puppetFetishist #lasttimeifuckedaguyevwerybodygotpissed #probablybecauseikilledaguyforhimfirst #wvhocares

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Havwe you evwer fucked an offwvorlder #humansarewveakasfuck #gettinlaidbypeopleimnotsupposedtogetlaidby #hahaswvag

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Don't get drunk and talk to ladies.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

The fuck am I supposed to do wvith an asspuppet.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

@ccpeixes Sure. Wvhat are. Acquaintances for. #Oh

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

I'll just buy him a dildo or somethin. #adragondildo #thatpoorhornything

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Howv do you evwen givwe people gifts. #wvhatdoesheevwenlike

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

You all indivwidually suck in your owvn special wvays. #excepttheempress

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

@freeasfuck Can I help you.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

Howv could this happen to me.

[Orphaner Dualscar @dewvey]

@ardentConsort Salmon, pasta, tuna, cheese and alcohol. #Thanks