Little kid at Walmart asked if he could have 1 of the 2 Prismatic Evolutions ETBs I had in my cart at Walmart (there was only 2 left), and I immediately felt sorry for him. I genuinely love helping people when I can and help them get what they need.
Told him $150 and it's yours.
TSA guy searched my bag. Found my idol light sticks.
Him: "The hell are these? Mini Yoda lightsabers?
Me: "Oh they're just light sticks. For concerts and stuff."
He then fucking leaned in and did a Yoda voice.
"MMH. MASTER RAVER, I AM." He said.
Blindsided me.
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