Dexy

Hate the silly, not the goose

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

it's ableist to say watching porn is bad, people with aphantasia can't picture titties on their own

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

I believe in leftist ideas wholeheartedly, but a lot of leftists are really annoying.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated 😭

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Don’t go see local bands, you’ll just encourage them.

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Hassan. @Heyitshassan]

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im excited for my knightslop

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

I've been doing some historical research and you guys are not gonna believe this but it appears the American government was originally intended to serve the American people.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

You are posting political content from outside America are you not.

[Malcolm Xcellent @J_Nova_Kane]

Cake is just gay bread

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[Lex Luthor @LexLuthor_DCU]

That dang glare