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offputting and strange woman & mother meevin

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

having a car but no permit

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

@marxistbear TRUE…

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

@snapthewrist2 the concept of getting mad at people moving to a city that’s famous for having a lot of people moving to it is so funny to me like it’s the whole point

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

@messedupfoods the ones at my job coagulate into a bar

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

it’s so funny when people & various forms of media tries to predict what the world will look like in the future. like at the end of the day it’s gonna be some weird freaky aesthetic we don’t have the capability to even imagine yet

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

thinking abt how the other day at work i saw a woman bring in two children on leashes

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

they should invent parents that are happy together

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

Love these girls. Not the most popular but always sticking together

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@GlamGecko where’s sexy takemura

[keren ৻ ˚⊹ @cynslvr]

I hate when people are subtly condescending or aggressive but it’s so subtle so if you point it out everyone thinks you’re crazy and the person can just say you’re “too sensitive” 😭😭😭😭

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

need to smoke with meemaw from young sheldon

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

ive been doing research on cigarettes for two weeks in order to find out what kind it was that i had on halloween while drunk……

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

bath and bodyworks should invent a fragrance mist that lasts more than 8 milliseconds

[The surgery. @woundjob]

i don’t know these people so it’s fine

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

every bad bitch has a the pink iphone 16

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Every single person who was intensely upset after the 2016 election is completely vindicated. We said he’d start a war, we said he’d act like a tyrant, we said he’d engage in corruption never seen before in US history, we said he was compromised by foreign powers. We were right.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i wonder if republicans “we fucking hate everyone” strategy will work better in 2028

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

@dubonbeurre omg i love this movie

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they should do a white lotus season on a cruise ship ans it ends with it sinking and the whole cast of characters dies

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@sodazerosugar I LOVEEEE PACK YR ROMANTIC MINDDDDDDD

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

say things to me and ask me questions

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

me right now

[alsn🦈 @shartouik]

hitting the pen & becoming the reply guy