Dexter Jettster

This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino Saberdart.

[Dexter Jettster @dexjetplowed]

Bought a horse instead of paying alimony to my stupid ex wife, #dexwouldbeproud

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Lily from AT&T revs my engine

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@cobra_wise1 I’d toss your salad like I’m chef Emeril. Bam!

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“Relax Nute, it’s a joke”
“It was my blood pressure medication”

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@Schaffrillas Don’t you dare disrespect Dex like that you sick fuck

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What sane person doesn’t already know all Italians are perverted

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I’ll tell you what my perfect man would be if I was gay. Smooth, soft, skin. Long shiny hair. Narrow waist and wide hips forming the shape of an hourglass. Pouty lips, big doe eyes. Large supple breast like pectoral muscles. And huge balls, something you can really grab on to.

[Dexter Jettster @dexjetplowed]

You ever take a dump so good it makes you question whether or not you are gay? @andrewcuomo this guy knows what I’m talking about you stupid greasy Italian.

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Palpatine should have hired Vito to kill Padmé instead of hiring Count Dooku to hire Jango Fett to hire Zam Wesell to hire a droid to hire centipedes to go through her window that Obi Wan “Even Flow”s out of.

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@MichaelRapaport I’ll tell you what they’re saying:

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@danfetes @BuffaloPlus I’ll lick that mustard clean off you Dan

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@danfetes Dan I can’t keep my eyes off of you, now how’s about we split a bottle of Château le Blanc ‘68 and you let me get my paws on you

[Dexter Jettster @dexjetplowed]

Word to the wise Baron Notluwiski Papanoida, remember Pearl Harbor.

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@SalSports Sal, this is the kind of investigative journalism that makes me want you sexually. Great reporting.

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@SalSports Sal, I’m thinking of retiring from the Buffalo zoo and their animal husbandry program. Do you think that’s a good idea?

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@SalSports Sal, how about I throw on some black lingerie and you and I go play some catch. Would that make it better?

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@MichaelRapaport

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@BuffaloBills @TimHortonsUS Straight up fuck him and his family

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Currently watching porn in 70mm IMAX with @andrewcuomo